Who needs a pocket translator? Just send an SMS to the TOMP (Translation On Mobile Phones) service from A3UK at 88800 stating the word TOMP followed by the languages to translate from and to (choose among English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, and Dutch) and then any word or phrase, e.g. TOMP ENGLISH SPANISH TWO PAELLAS PLEASE, and within seconds you’ll receive a reply. e.g. DOS PAELLA POR FAVOR. Hat tip: Smart Mobs.